Merry fucking Christmas you ho-ho-ho! May your days be merry and bright and your cookies never run out! I thank the Icefield Messenger for putting you on his "Nice" list, even though we know you're a bit "Naughty" sometimes. You are the most perfectly gift-wrapped disaster this holiday season has ever seen! Now go get yourself some eggnog, crank up that alive until sunset, and make it a season to slay! You deserve a holiday full of presents, good vibes, and all the [ TEXT HAS BEEN REDACTED ] you can handle!
Send this to of your baddest sinners! If you get 0 back, you're up next for the cage! If you get 10 back you better be ready for Papá Noel's hot carajillo!
Love you, you sleigh-riding elf-ass sinner! May your holidays never be basic! Turn up and have a very lit Christmas!
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Send this to of your baddest sinners! If you get 0 back, you're up next for the cage! If you get 10 back you better be ready for Papá Noel's hot carajillo!
Love you, you sleigh-riding elf-ass sinner! May your holidays never be basic! Turn up and have a very lit Christmas!
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I'll do my best to bust you out.
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