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[lucentia]

HELLO

"Greetings."

GOODBYE

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[transmit]

Merry fucking Christmas you ho-ho-ho! May your days be merry and bright and your cookies never run out! I thank the Icefield Messenger for putting you on his "Nice" list, even though we know you're a bit "Naughty" sometimes. You are the most perfectly gift-wrapped disaster this holiday season has ever seen! Now go get yourself some eggnog, crank up that alive until sunset, and make it a season to slay! You deserve a holiday full of presents, good vibes, and all the [ TEXT HAS BEEN REDACTED ] you can handle!

Send this to of your baddest sinners! If you get 0 back, you're up next for the cage! If you get 10 back you better be ready for Papá Noel's hot carajillo!

Love you, you sleigh-riding elf-ass sinner! May your holidays never be basic! Turn up and have a very lit Christmas!

[lucentia]

I regret saying anything.

[transmit]

We can't get caged, Lucien

[vacuous]

[ No he fucking hates thinking

The point of this entire trip was to be head empty

He's doing his best to disassociate midkey he's spacing out ]

[lucentia]

I wish you luck in your endeavours.

[lucentia]

[OKAY CAN YOU STOP]

Er...

[voring]

MERRY 🎄🎅 FUCKING 🎁 CHRISTMAS 🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜 MAY YOUR 🎊 DAYS BE 🎶 MERRY ✨ AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪 COOKIES NEVER 🍩 RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼 THANK 🎅 THE ICEFIELD MESSENGER FOR PUTTING 🎁 YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈 "NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️ MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁 DISASTER 🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫 NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂 SOME EGGNOG, 🛷 CRANK UP THAT ALIVE UNTIL SUNSET 🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃 SEASON TO 🎊 SLAY ✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉 HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS 🎁, GOOD VIBES 💌, AND ALL THE 🍑 YOU CAN HANDLE!

SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST SINNERS 💁🏼💁🏾 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE UP NEXT FOR THE CAGE 🚓🚫! IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU BETTER BE READY FOR PAPÁ NOEL'S HOT ♨️ CARAJILLO ☕️

LOVE ❤️ YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS SINNER! 💋 MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌ BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅

[lucentia]

How much is this spreading?

[voring]

you better send it!
if you end up in the cage next i won't help you out

[lucentia]

I'm not going to bother people with this incomprehensible message.

[voring]

don't ask for help when you end up in a cage then!

[vacuous]

Oh, sorry. I was spacing out.

[ Feels genuinely bad for this kid that's just following him wherever and he's ignoring him. ]

Uh... how old are you?

[lucentia]

I think it unlikely I'll suddenly end up in one.

[lucentia]

No, I apologize if I was interrupting your thoughts.

[blinks]

Eighteen.

[voring]

someone could take that as a challenge

[lucentia]

Please do not take it as a challenge.

[artificialsweetener]

I'm choosing to believe that signs of progress are good no matter what shape or size they come in for now, at least.

[voring]

i didn't say i would!

[lucentia]

Let's keep it that way.

[voring]

ok bye

[you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out]

[lucentia]

[WHY IS THIS SO OMINOUS?]

[vacuous]

I'm... trying not to think, actually...

So you're in high school? You seem pretty mature for eighteen...

[transmit]

I won't say I told you do when it happens, but

I'll do my best to bust you out.

[lucentia]

I think I'll be fine.

[lucentia]

Do I? I think I'm fairly normal.

[his other reference point for how eighteen years old act is anastasia.]